So…I was watching the episode of Friends today where Joey becomes a minister for Chandler and Monica’s wedding. Zak has actually done it, he officiated a friend’s wedding back home a few years back. So I figured, what the hell? A few clicks later…and I’m now Reverand Brad Cauthers of the Universal Life Church. Sure, I COULD go to hell for this – but since I am now able to absolve sins, I’ll just make sure I forgive myself before I die. God bless the internet (wow, saying that actually DOES bless it now, that’s in my power too!) Go in peace, y’all.